hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

 

thisismarvelus:

mthekitty:

the adorable way peter parker says “can you smoosh it down real flat” when he orders his sandwich reblog if you agree

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

slab-o-meat:

today my lyft driver was like, why is this road blocked off? there’s no construction? and got out of the car and moved the cones out of the way and kept driving. there was a guy putting his hands up to stop the guy and everything but we were gone